While watching Sesame Street: "Mommy... Elmo is always naked."
On a particularly rushed morning: "What the hell is the matter??"
Feeling better after a particularly nasty stomach bug: "I want to eat EVERYTHING!"
Thoughtful potty moment: "Mommy, girls can ride dinosaurs!"
Holding a new stuffed pig: Me: "What's her name?" You: "A frog!"
Over Xbox to Jill: "You got pwned! BOOM!" (ok, i fed you the first line, but you totally improvised the 'boom')
